0sce surgery

Assalamualaikum..

nk citer sal 0sce surgery lak

ak nye turn sec0nd r0und tuk 0sce nih..lam k0l 10pg
k0l 9.30 ciap2 bt0lak dr umah *suke nau lmbt*
pg tu da rase cam lapar tp sbbkan cuak nk exam,xlalu sgt nk mkn

sesampainye d tgkat 10 *tmpt bese*...xrmai sgt p0n lg 0rg
tggu pnye tggu pnye tggu pnye tggu smpai k0l 11 lbh k0t!
bayangkan laa..ak da pening2,nk muntah,nk pengsan~sume ader
pening tgk 0rg yg rmai2...nk bukak buku p0n da malas da~nk muntah!



seyesly xlarat gler k0t..ak d0a je lam ati,jgn la pengsan,jgn laa pengsan
lam k0l 11 lbh tu d0ct0r kuar buat ann0uncement da nk stat
kit0rng p0n beratur laa n dbawe ke stesen2 tertentu
tuk 0sce ader 11 stesen~4 bertulis,3 rest n 4 kn perf0rm
every stati0n 8 minutes

first stati0n:

ak mmg salu lmbt btindak..0rg len cbuk pegi stati0n best2
akhirnye,ak dpt rest stati0n~kuang3
s0,berehat laa dgn bedebar2 tgk 0rg len perf0rm


sec0nd stati0n:

ader bg chest x-ray..kn interpret
stesen nih ak agk tkilan sket..
smngt duk tilik x-ray,g0reng2 smpai hangus..
lagi bape minit nk abes tu bru perasan ader s0klan rupenye!
ciap da bg klue 0rg tuh sakit ape smpai dia nye x-ray jd cmtu
kelam-kabut p0t0ng balik n buat jwpn baru *sengal*



third stati0n:

ni stesen PPD
dia suh kite,as h0useman tulis f0rmal letter kat head department tuk inf0rm sal emergency leave (3 hari)
*seb bek ak ingt lagi f0rmat surat rasmi..al-mkl0m laa da lame tnggl mase upsr dlu2*
ni ak tkilan gak sbb ak lupe tulis lam surat tuh tarikh nk cuti tu bile




f0rth stati0n:

rest stesen..time rest2 ni laa ak duk tringt kesalahan2 yg ak da buat kat stesen2 sblmnye
sempat lg d0a h0pe stesen2 sterusnye xcuai lg~huu

fifth stati0n:

dia bg standardized patient,dtg dgn breast lump..kn amik hist0ry taking
kat lam s0klan tuh dia da b0ld ciap2 pkataan risk fact0r..s0 kn tny byk sal risk fact0r
awl2 ak xperasaan sgt..ak byk duk tny sal lump dia je
seb bek d0c tulun..dia dtg kat meja ak,n tunjuk pkataan risk fact0r tuh~hee
ak xtau pe name d0c tuh,tp thanks d0c!

sixth stati0n:

ader standardized patient,kn buat l0wer limb examinati0n
nih ak ingt cenggitu2 je..n dgr dak2 nih duk bncg2 mase time pening2 first2 td
buat je la mane yg tau..n d0c stesen ni p0n sgt mbntu!
byk laa dia trigger n t0p up mane2 yg tertinggal
tenkiu d0c!



seventh stati0n:

ni p0n dia bg standardized patient,dtg dgn jaundice..scan nmpk ader batu kat lam salur hempedu
s0,patient nih kn buat ERCP (msuk ter0p0ng mlalui mulut,terus ke dalam perut..nk tgk batu tu kat mane,n buang)
s0,kite sbg d0c kn bgtau laa semua pasal pr0cedure nih..
0k laa stesen nih..
*tp ak byk kali tsalah pnggil patient pkcik...spatutnye encik*

eighth stati0n:

dia bg urinary catheter sbijik tas meja..kat catheter tuh ader bhgian yg d0rang da label A n B
s0,kn jwb lam ketas pe name part A n B tuh..
mcmane nk gune catheter tuh,c0mplicati0n gune
0k k0t yg nih..tah~

nineth stati0n:

dia bg s0klan..patient nih accident,ader head injury,right upper quadrant pain..amende tah lg,xingt
dia ader bg laa tekanan darah sume bape
s0,kn tulis initial assessment n management cemane
20 mrkh k0t!
g0reng..g0reng..g0reng..eh,da hangus!!




tenth stati0n:

rest stati0n!
tp..d0c yg stesen sterusnye suh ak buat terus
"kamu nk cepat2 abes tak...???"
ak p0n terg0de laa..s0 xrest terus pr0ceed ke stesen sterusnye

eleventh stati0n:

ader standardized patient (spatutnye tayah p0n xpe)
kn buat branula inserti0n sbb nk msuk fluid lam badan dia
0k laa..d0c ni p0n sgt mbntu!

then habes...

Alhamdulillah,ak xpengsan spnjng 0sce nih
rase lapar,pening sume ilang cenggitu je~hee

yay!

da abes exam!